Columbus was an intrepid guy and all, but Eric the Red beat him to the New World by centuries. We could give the holiday to Eric, or just make the affair useful. I say "Write On Photo Day". Let's face it, we all have 5 or 10 old photo albums laying about - some of them even have pictures of family members - and how many of them can speak? Not enough!

I had this gang running from the law...holed up in a cabin outside Chicago. But then I read: "My old Sweetheart Orville" on the back.

I still think they were outlaws.